When listening to the lectures in (Scottish Constitution) Mark lodges it is quite usual for the candidate to be given an alternative meaning for the abbreviation HTWSSTKS. A couple used by one of my own lodge's PMs are:

Henry Thomson's Whisky Sold Secretly to Kirk Sessions

(the Kirk Session being the board of responsible upright citizens responsible for the running of a Church of Scotland Kirk, or church). or

He That Who Smokes Strong Tobacco, Knows Something.

I am sure that there are lots of other out there. Post your favourites as comments to this blog. I will give a gift of a mark lapel pin to the best.